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cosmicrayola member since 04/22/01 280 entries Gold Edition

Description: Overweight, underpaid, wife, mother, and grandmother. But damn fine person.

Strengths: My humor. My great body, my winning smile, my great big boobs. (See, I told you I had a sense of humor.)

Weaknesses: I talk too much. I am self critical. Not to the point of perfection, thank God. I haven't got THAT much time.

Special Skills: Timing when telling a joke. I have it down to a science. I can tie a cherry stem with my toungue. I can.... ooops, hubby said I DO talk too much.

Weapons: My toungue can really sting when I'm mad. I have nerves of steel.

Motto: Strangers are STILL only friends I havent met yet.